♪ S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N, FLYING FIRST CLASS UP IN THE SKY,
POPPIN’ CHAMPAGNE, LIVIN’ THE LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE, AND I WON’T CHANGE
‘CAUSE I’M SLYTHERIN, OH, THE FLOSSY FLOSSY ♪
♪ S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N, FLYING FIRST CLASS UP IN THE SKY,
POPPIN’ CHAMPAGNE, LIVIN’ THE LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE, AND I WON’T CHANGE
‘CAUSE I’M SLYTHERIN, OH, THE FLOSSY FLOSSY ♪
Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone ..Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERENormal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUU
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